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SMUT SLAM
Storytelling Open Mic
Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa

Downstairs, 21+


DOORS: 7:30 PM // SHOW: 8:30 PM

$10 / $15
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Who says New Year’s resolutions can’t be decadent as fuck? Resolve to make your life sexier in 2017 by joining us at Smut Slam DC for the first slam in our brand-new venue, the Songbyrd Café! We’re going monthly, so put the hump back in Hump Day with a night of steamy sex stories to warm your cockles.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “New Year, New OOOH”! Tell us about a time when you tried out something new—a toy, a position, a location, an aspect of your sexuality. The good, the bad, the sweet, the silly, the outrageous or cringeworthy, we welcome it all. Who knows, maybe we’ll all give each other some intriguing ideas…

Your femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) whose main qualification is believing there’s no such thing as TMI.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored bynJoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors, including sex shop extraordinaire Lotus Blooms.

Tickets:
Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8:30pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa