Drama! Intrigue! Betrayal! Dick jokes! Beware the Ides of March!

DOORS: 8:00 PM // SHOW:

Smut Slam DC: The (Sigh)des of March

Drama! Intrigue! Betrayal! Dick jokes! Beware the Ides of March! Yes, it was the long-ago day Julius Caesar was assassinated, but more importantly it’s when the Byrd Cage will be full of DC’s most Smut-minded slammers at their most subversive—being real about sex in all its glory and weirdness to a room full of sex-positive strangers and friends.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on ourRules of the Roadpage.)

This month, in honor of our March 15th date and Mindi and Diva being nerdy theater kids, our theme is “The (Sigh)des of March”. Get inspired by the high drama and low comedy of Shakespeare and tell us your true life tales of star-crossed lust, epic betrayal, secret sex dates, experiments in genderbending, or that time you got high off a weird flower in the woods and are pretty sure you hooked up with a furry. Or did you work in a theater and the sets weren’t the only thing getting nailed backstage? We want to know!

Your femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who can’t wait to hear all about the climax of your final act.

Pre-order: $10
At Door: $15

Doors: 7:30pm
Show: 8:30pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa